Tuesday, January 15, 2008

the top ten things I'd like to do to leonardo diCaprio that sound dirty but aren't...

10. teach him linguistics
9. pump his breaks
8. open his laptop
7. tenderize his meat
6. reboot his hard drive
5. play his organ
4. shuck his oysters
3. stuff his sausage
2. polish his door knob
And the number one thing I'd like to do to Leonardo diCaprio that sounds dirty but isn't, is:
1. Screw in his compact fluorescents

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