Sunday, March 2, 2008

wtf? enough already.

I guess that gratitude list I wrote and that volunteer work I did yesterday didn't do anything to help my karma because remember the horrible cold that Csilla caught just after having the flu on her third birthday? We'll, now I've got it too.

I feel like a small furry animal has curled up and died inside my head. And I don't even like small furry animals. It's a cruel, cruel world.

I'm only writing this in my blog to vent and not to garner sympathy comments. Please don't write sympathy comments because they only make me feel guilty. Instead, if you want to help me feel better, leave a comment with your favourite knock-knock joke or inspirational quote or funny anecdote.

Something to make me laugh please!

Thanks all and have a nice week.


ciara said...

don't know if you'd consider this 'inspirational', but it's one of my favorite quotes:

“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.”

hope you feel better soon!

frog ponds rock... said...

mmm. There is the one about the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper.....

Who sold their soul to Santa..

No... umm then there is the one about the ....

get well soon xxx

softinthehead said...

You really have to tell this one in person but here goes ....

what do you call a fish without an eye?


I know - you feel a lot better now - right?!

what about the guy floating in the sea with no arms and no legs?


The guy with a shovel in his head?


OK I will shut up now

Kaycie said...

You'll be hearing these from your precious daughter in a few years. My nine year old son told this one:

Why did Tigger put his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Jan said...

There was a big fly in my house this morning. Whats worse than that. Picture a mad women running around the house and knowing the fly is winning and then big brute hubby gets it in one swipe.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Cash who
Were all nuts.

Peace out and loves sent to you.

Potty Mummy said...

This one's already been on my blog but is still my favourite:

I say, I say, I say. My dog's got no nose?

Your dog's got no nose? How does it smell?

Terrible! (Boom boom)

Kimberly said... sympathy here. I was sick for three months!



Okay, I shouldn't have focused on that. My ability to be funny? Suddenly gone. Wheeee!

Get better!

Hillary said...

What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
What did the wall say back?
Dumb bass

That one always makes me giggle.

Carla Marion Peritz said...

President Bush is being briefed on the latest attack on troops in Iraq and is told that no U-S soldiers were hurt, but 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed. He turned pale. His jaw hit the floor. Bush, in a panic, corners Donald Rumsfeld and says, "Rummy, they've killed 4 Brazilian soldiers in Iraq! They've killed 4 Brazilian soldiers! This is horrible news! Rummy, how many is a Brazilian?!"

Enjoy...and if you're in the State, please go vote.

Carla Marion Peritz said...

I meant to write "States"..."if you're in the United States". Ugh, I need an editor! --Sorry. (So did you get the joke? I wish I could do it for you in my best Bush accent, it's even better that way)